its a metaphor. you put the dick between your lips but dont give it the power to cum

(via marthajonnes)


you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

(via jonhammer)


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I agree with my pal holopleasures in saying that people need to relax with this whole “tokyo police club has succumbed to the system by creating mindless pop music”. If you actually listen to the guys being interviewed about this album, you’d know that they are incredibly proud of…


@myself what the fuck are you doing

(Source: hayleu, via dallonsmiles)


the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

(via holopleasures)


Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: stilinskiswhoremouth, via itscastielbtch)


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patrick is a sweet little self conscious flower don’t objectify him that’s so gross and unnecessary u should be using a mathematical formula to measure the size of his heart

#oh look it’s infinite

(via stumphies)

  • Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others

(Source: undef-eat-able, via happiest)

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