Hi I'm natasia and my

name is actually pronounced like natasha surprise

surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody in school asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

"Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.”
— Gloria Steinem (via feellng)
"We don’t give our compassion to such and such a person by choice. We give it spontaneously, entirely, without hoping for anything in exchange.”
— Dalai Lama (via thecalminside)

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

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